Sunday, January 25, 2009

Enlightening the World, One Bite at a Time

This bagel sitting before me,
is better than I'll ever be;
For I'm a statue, so lazy,
just watching refuse on TV;
Yet it smells sweet and oniony,
and offers up this guarantee:

"Bring to me all your hungry,
your twisted tummies too achy;
I lift my lamp for these to see
a tasty way to set thee free!"

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