Popped the greatest toasters ever popped on stage;
He toasted every bread-based food from A to Z,
(And made it look easier than 1-2-3);
The darkness dial master, he knew just how to heat it,
If you tried to outpop him, he'd tell you to go beat it;
His pops had height and distance, their artistry was killer,
Everyone would scream and shout, your toast is such a thriller!
He cooked both wheat and Wonder, 'til they took to flight,
It clearly didn't matter if his toasts were black or white;
Though no one thought his crumby reign would ever subside,
He got too many facelifts, raped some onion bagels and died.
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