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Thursday, July 16, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
to us
we get along so famously,
like we're on access hollywood;
our conversation is so rich,
it could get thieved by robin hood
we're flirty, fun and fabulous,
like all those gay dudes on queer eye;
our chemistry is full of bangs,
like mr. wizard screwed bill nye
if he could feel the way we do,
keanu reeves would just say whoa;
we match each other perfectly,
like onion flakes and bagel dough
like we're on access hollywood;
our conversation is so rich,
it could get thieved by robin hood
we're flirty, fun and fabulous,
like all those gay dudes on queer eye;
our chemistry is full of bangs,
like mr. wizard screwed bill nye
if he could feel the way we do,
keanu reeves would just say whoa;
we match each other perfectly,
like onion flakes and bagel dough
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
i caught her crying again
though she cleared her throat,
and sleeved
her tissue
i knew
the moment i walked in
and her eyes
as empty as holes
Monday, July 13, 2009
Our Top Story
Could just eating breakfast murder your dog?
I gasp at the TV, jaw hung agog
Groceries are sending our kittens to heaven!
Will your pet be next? Find out at eleven!
Harrowed, I stroke at my furrowing brow,
Searching for ways to avoid this somehow;
What could be causing these untimely deaths?
My pulse speeds to pace my quickening breaths
Too harried to sit, too nervous to eat,
My bagel untouched I let plunge to my feet;
Hour after hour I pace rings on the rug,
Damn that reporter's interest-piquing mug!
I watch all the game shows, the sitcoms and then
An exposé on cream cheese industry men;
Finally that local news theme music comes:
The dee de-dee dees, the dum du-dum dums
Smiles and makeup and teeth ear to ear,
This is what I've waited so long to hear!
If you love your pet, there are steps you must take!
We'll say what they are, right after this break!
Blast it! How long these attention whores stall!
I fling the remote, and flinch as its fall
Is broken by Fluffy, asleep on the floor;
Oh please be okay! I beg and implore
Peering much closer, I see what I dread
On top of its shoulders, and below its head;
The bagel I'd dropped has turned hard as a puck,
An oniony noose, 'round its neck now stuck
The anchor's voice pierces my ears with a chill:
Get food off the ground, 'cause bagels can kill!
Sunday, July 12, 2009
breakfast on the balcony
this brown paper bag
is warm to the touch
fingertips tickled
by hot steam and such
the heat gets so great
that i'm losing my clutch —
farewell, onion bagel
i loved you so much
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Suspicion
The bagel tournament ran long today
so the finalists will finish tomorrow;
Onion remains the odds-on favorite
but the wagers tell a different story
If onion awakens stale as a stone
in tupperware riddled with pinholes,
The poppyseed posse placing those bets
will sure have some explaining to do
Friday, July 10, 2009
considering an absence
circles concentric
hole within a whole
a fullness
around an emptiness
replacing one with the other
inside me
from crust to bread
to crust to air,
layered like the bulbs
that flavor it
it is many things
yet it is defined by what it is not
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