Monday, July 6, 2009

Consider Your Resale Value Increased

If you want to smell pine trees, move to the forest,
A grove full of lemons is an olfactory bore-fest,
Flowery fragrances just aren't up to par,
And your beater should not have the scent of new car.

So if you seek fresh auto air you'll revere,
Just hang an onion bagel from your rearview mirror.

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