O

is for onion

the bagel i like most

 N is for not ever equating it

to toast – that would be insanity,

which is what the I is for, and if you try to

say it's not, i'll just come   bust down your door

and i'll wear a mask,             and i'll carry an axe 

and a can of gas and              a bunch of matches

and you'll be all like,          oh god, no! which in

case you didn't get it       is what the second O

is for, but i won't even hear your pleas,

cause i'll be busy creaming cheese

once you get a taste of these,

you'll Never make that

error again