Rebirth of Bagel Boy

Don't call me Bagel Boy, cried Bagel Boy to me

A request no self-respecting, self-conscious tween could heed

So we filled up his gym locker with sesame seeds

And we covered his textbooks with Neufchatel Cheese

Then we prank called his house and said Is your fridge running?

Since at that point we'd run out of bagel-themed ideas

Unlike us, however, this kid was quite cunning

'Cause he came one schoolday dressed just like an onion

And we didn't know what, but knew he was up to something

So we left him alone, too scared to make fun of him