Don't Do This (II)

I counted my onion bagels before they boiled

1 bagel, 2 bagel, 3 bagel, 4 (!)

One fell on the ground and got totally soiled

1 bagel, 2 bagel, 3 (and no more)

My tongue-wagging dog soaked another in slobber

1 bagel, 2 bagel (oh how depressin')

Then the last two got snatched by a breakfast food robber

0 bagels left (but I learned a good lesson!)