Saturday, April 25, 2009

stone sober logic

i woke in bagel puke again
familiar onion sludge
but i had zero drinks last night
so don't be quick to judge

i think i must be suffering
from some foodborne disease
'cause whiskeys tend not to expire
but sometimes does cream cheese

2 comments:

Nicole said...

I really hope this is just a metaphor.

andy said...

don't worry. they're all metaphors.