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poems about onion bagels
the most important / most deeply introspective meal of the day
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Schmear or no Schmear
That bagel's got a soul patch!
It's got so much soul!
That bagel's got an earring
Stuck right through its hole!
That bagel's got a game show
That prizes are won on!
That bagel's got a briefcase!
It's chock full of onion!
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an onion bagel poem a day keeps the doctor away. unless that doctor is a psychiatrist specializing in obsessive-compulsive obscure niche poetry writing, in which case the opposite is probably true.
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